So you find yourself in South Africa, and you don’t like it at all. You want to get out of the country, but don’t see how without doing something totally uncivilized. Did you know that there is car rental available there? Who would have thought so? I don’t usually mind walking, but when I sink into my rental car it felt like the lap of luxury. I decided quickly that I was not cut out for missionary work like this. I need civilization, I need people who I can communicate with, I needed to go home, and a car was the closest thing to me that felt like home.